Top 10 Signs Your New Car is a Lemon

It’s monday morning, so we thought we would start out the week with some lemon law humor. Our lemon law firm compiled a humorous list of the “Top 10 Signs Your Car Is a Lemon”.

1. 1-800-MY-LEMON, the lemon law attorneys, written on dashboard.
2. Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan.
3. Oil spills on your driveway prompt a visit from Greenpeace.
4. The rear-view mirror says, “Objects in Mirror Are Better Than This Piece of Junk.”
5. Turn on the wipers and two guys climb out of the trunk with squeegees
6. Traffic Watch warns other drivers what highway you’re taking.
7. The hood ornament? An ostrich with its head in the sand.
8. “Jaws of Life” in trunk.
9. Your tinted windows are also known as Hefty Garbage Bags.
10. When you approach hitchhikers, they put their thumbs down.

Post a Comment